Pretend Boredom in Cambodia

It's surprisingly a slow Monday here in Camby. Well, still busy with work, but I'm at a stand still, waiting for updates, reports, etc. Nothing really much I can do, but wait.

Ok, spoke to soon. I forget that it's the Monday afternoon that gets busy.

Alright.. it's Wednesday afternoon. Been busy *stupid Monday and Tuesday*, and still waiting for reports and updates.

Heniwei, assuming it was still a slow day, this is what I'd do... (Alright, confession time, edited these photos already, might as well upload them).

I was looking something up in google, I think it was something like where is the blah*blah*.. Typing the word where, some suggestions came up:


Uy, aliw! Highlighted the most interesting look-up suggestions I saw. Where does the vice president live? In the out-house? :)

Syempre, I tried the other W's and the H.

The Why


Why Do Men Have Nipples? Hmm... I think this is a book.

The What


What time is it? Seriously? If you're using a computer, you can see it in the lower right corner? Wala ka bang kaibigan or cell phone to check? (I already assume this person doesn't have a watch.) Adik sa Google ampotah.

The When


Sabi sa Mayan calendar, December 12, 2012 or 121212... Party tayo ha!

Q: What happens on 11.11.11?

The Who

This question was actually interesting, I was curious. Little did I know that I would get a boring answer. (Look it up if you want). Bottomline, There wasn't just ONE person that invented the internet. The internet is just a way to view files and information that someone puts onto a server. The internet is just a way to access the information. How lame is that. Therefore, can I claim that I invented the internet.


The How


Uhm..is this just another way to surf for porn?

Of course, I didn't stop there. Since i'm pseudo narcissistic (or is it pseudo AND narcissistic?), I looked my name up. How many Ascon's do you know?!

So, eto sya:



Hmmm..ano daw? Let's try it again..



still don't get it so I clicked on I'm feeling Lucky tab.

The result:


*WTF?*

-signed out-

My Cambodia 5

5 Things (in my list) that I've done in Cambodia so far:

1. Learn(ing) Khmer-I have classes every Sunday. I can now write 10 out of 33 consonants and 5 out of 23 vowels. Writing is easier than speaking. I swear, maybe one of the most difficult languages next to Mandarin.

2. Have customized shoes made. I was going for the Choo's. Looks different, but hey, the fit is not bad. Not bad at all. No complaints here. PLUS they're fairly cheap for customized shoes. $20 a pop!

The black sandals was copied to a T. except the heel was just 2.5 inches and everything was black. The orange shoes..quite a disappointment (quite lang naman) because they didn't have orange leather. So I had it changed to yellow. Still pretty. :)

3. I celebrated my birthday in another city, again. Yey, me! Hopefully next year I'll be in the Philippines to celebrate (or US).

4. Been to two countries at one time. Border of Cambodia and Vietnam. Cool.

5. Full independence! Which involves self regulation, discipline, patience and contentment. This is actually in my "Things to do before you pffft!" list.

Or Would You Rather Be a Pig?

A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
His shoes are a terrible disgrace
He has no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don't care a feather or a fig
You may grow up to be a pig

In my "little" world back home, the industry I milled for was dominated by divas, dyosas and diwatas.

In my "new" calling, the chauvinism is palpable. My gadz! Pee contest anyone? I mean, really. Sapakan na lang. Square tayo.

On the brightside, I can always make lechon- *insert game face here*.