Or Would You Rather Be a Pig?

A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
His shoes are a terrible disgrace
He has no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don't care a feather or a fig
You may grow up to be a pig

In my "little" world back home, the industry I milled for was dominated by divas, dyosas and diwatas.

In my "new" calling, the chauvinism is palpable. My gadz! Pee contest anyone? I mean, really. Sapakan na lang. Square tayo.

On the brightside, I can always make lechon- *insert game face here*.